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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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Stop assuming the worst!

By notbeeatingmywife - 21/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend has some bruises from her karate class. We went shopping together and needless to say, I got quite a few dirty looks. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2022 14:00

Today, after my girlfriend played a prank on me a few days ago, I thought she’d be a good sport about me playing one back. Turns out she’s not a good sport. I’m now single, with black bruises on my ribs. I think one might even be broken. FML

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Thirst trap

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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evilscorpi 29

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:08

better start heading to the gym more often

CHOMP3R 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:19

Never underestimate a woman.(:

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strongjon 2

Monday 10 October 2011 12:38

go to the gym bro

Jamicianprince 1

Monday 10 October 2011 15:41

Like your pic (;

bulldogdrummond 0

Monday 10 October 2011 17:27

Suck it up whiner. My girlfriend cracked two of my ribs while practicing Jujitsu moves. Instead of crying about it, I toughed it out, and got her to make it up to me later

ifeelya 5

Monday 10 October 2011 17:46

ooh, rawrrr. sorry about the cut and bruises. i'd nurse instead of giggling like that bitch. :-/

PinkFun1969 9

Monday 10 October 2011 18:40

Good boy take it like a man, guess she has some anger issues.

nickeabaganisima 0

Monday 10 October 2011 21:19

Ur a pussy...cat

knightwing5555 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:00

You mad bro

lgarrett 4

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:19

Haha, sounds like me and my boyfriend.

Llama_Face89 33

Tuesday 11 October 2011 15:44

Take out your wallet and pass your man card forward, please.

icic6772 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 18:13

Sounds like fun

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