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By Girl - 19/08/2009 00:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demanded a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shouts "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shouts "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2012 13:59 - United States

Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML

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danielrp34 7

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:37

Umm...Could you give me a piggy back ride too?

spatan89 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:44

well that's nice... you were giving him the ride of his life! his 6 years of life! lol. in a couple years you'll be replaced by some other chick tho... i just hope you're ready for that. haha.

Comments

lmfaowww 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 10:08

You got backstabbed. Fyl

wowza477 4

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:32

lmao

skyttlz 32

Sunday 28 March 2010 1:10

win

oldskoolman85 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 10:09

****

xGet_Over_It 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 20:07

wtf? how does that make the OP a ****?

loludeserveit 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 7:29

it might have been a joke.... O.O

RESTAREA 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 10:27

Haha, don't worry, Tarynkd is the same person who thought a ******** and g-spot were the same thing, don't mind her.

Devikarawr 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 10:28

OH NNOES :G

mochiko 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 10:33

HAHA #13

Emma_91 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 10:36

rofl. At least he likes you :P

Paige_Nicole10 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 10:56

i didnt thnk they could get erections till around 9

nateshelton 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 22:33

u can't cum until ur nine but u get erections when ur 4.

283leis 8

Monday 19 March 2012 21:44

U can't make semen until ur at puberty

sduval33 5

Monday 5 November 2012 13:58

My 7 month old has been getting them since birth. It's a boy thing.

oliveolive_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 10:58

well at least he isn't calling you ugly lol my cousin whose like 1 1/2years old was playing with my aunts shoulder massage thing that vibrates and he put that to his wee wee sooooo i guess thats males natural instinct... lmfaoooo