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By bieberyoulittleSHIT - 31/08/2012 19:20 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML

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By acapelladisaster - 13/03/2015 00:39 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

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By GymBattle - 31/10/2013 23:18 - United States

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

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By Ricky - 17/08/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

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Squeaker of the house

By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 21:12 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I was using my headset while gaming, and another player couldn't stop laughing at the hilariously high-pitched voice I was putting on. He thought I was mocking the pre-pubescent squeakers on our team. Nope, that's just my natural voice. FML

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Lost in music

By Anonymous - 12/01/2025 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML

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Online classes can be tricky

By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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By Laughluv - 02/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

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Boygenius50 8

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:24

Wow. Easy YDI, you know a Justin Bieber song AND you were playing Call of Duty.

babalooisbabaloo 5

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:25

*playing cod, running around shooting people Op: BABY BABYYY OHHHH

Comments

patrickalamo 47

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:30

That is why Bieber made made 75 million last year.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:45

No, he made that much (really, THAT much?) because he prostituted himself by putting his likeness on lunch boxes, clothes, makeup, dolls, and anything else he possibly could. He's quite a smart little entrepreneur. His music still sucks, though.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Saturday 1 September 2012 4:53

I decided to attempt to listen to Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" yesterday. The moment I heard 'swag' repeating in the background, I turned my computer off.

YourBuddyElmo 5

Saturday 1 September 2012 6:36

Much agreed Doc, except for one point; Justin Bieber is not a smart entrepreneur - he is a cash cow with a smart agent or team of agents. He is, at this point, a corporation (in a manner of speaking) and has investors looking for returns. A shame too, he actually has a decent voice when he isn't tooling around the red carpet.

amypr 20

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:35

Well hey, that means they know the words too. I guess you're all closet fans! ;)

awesomeness1231 2

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:42

i like ur choice of username...

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:45

"And I was like, KILLSTREAK, KILLSTREAK, KILLSTREAK, ohhhhh!"

DarkHelmet 10

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:47

Ah HA!!! So you were the bastard we kept trying to pwn in that game!!

journeytotheend 16

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:49

Look at it this way. They knew what you were humming! So it's not as bad as it seems! Although you should find better music

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:58

I'm always singing the parodies of his songs: "Hey y'all it's me again, I'm everywhere And I'm still rocking lesbian hair" "It starts with screaming and OMG-ing Followed by weeping and lots of tweeting Once they're infected they are insane The only cure is to disable the brain If you daughter catches Bieber, Bieber fever Chop off her head with a meat cleaver"

UltimateGIRness 16

Saturday 1 September 2012 3:33

I love that song.have you watched key of awesome's mistletoe parody?

Crazberry 5

Saturday 1 September 2012 3:59

42- I gave you a thumbs up. Because you deserve it :3 I love The Key of Awesome.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Saturday 1 September 2012 4:44

63) no, but I need to! I love their Kesha ones, and the fact that they do Lady Gaga perfectly always makes me happy.

OhDearBetrayal 25

Saturday 1 September 2012 8:33

I strongly suggest watching their new "As Long As You Love Me" parody, it is so funny.

Belieber0001 2

Saturday 1 September 2012 15:26

Oh **** you, I'd like to chop off YOUR head.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Saturday 1 September 2012 17:10

Come at me bro.

stfuximshelli495 1

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:59

Hahaha I've done that before -.- except I was singing and they were complete strangers. I quit the game then hid my face in a pillow. So hey, you're not the only one to have been betrayed by the evil mic :D always find the bright side.