Kids: Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of...

By angryman - 28/12/2014 09:07

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

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Jump scare

By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 10:23 - Singapore

Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 22:00

Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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Pillow Fight Club!

By Crushingdefeat - 05/07/2021 18:03 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my girlfriend and I babysat our neighbors' 10 year-old. After a while, he challenged us to a pillow fight. I opted out, but she accepted. I went to use the bathroom and I came back to find her face down on the floor, as he sat on her back bashing a pillow against her head. What the hell did I miss? FML

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Hide and seek champion

By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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trickiestboss 10

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:30

You should know that you never hide in the bathtub people always look there. including serial killers.

ShadowlessSpear 21

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:28

New rules: if you get punched, you lose!

Comments

3molliver3 16

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:32

Better her than you!

SRIIIII007 10

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:41

Fight or flight got the best of u !!?

prettyinpink4884 9

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:46

If you were in a horror movie you'd be dead by now OP

aliezzo 19

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:48

Usually when people get scared they jump in fright, not punch.

BlindlyWandering 17

Sunday 28 December 2014 20:24

Depends, everyone has the three Fs: freeze, fight, or flight. Jumping is "flight", but some people will automatically fight back. I'm that way, I usually can control it, but if you catch me off guard enough I'd probably do the same thing.

foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 28 December 2014 21:15

I'm freeze. i hunker down in a ball. cause that will save me

feven 32

Sunday 28 December 2014 20:03

Do you usually punch people when you're frightened?

SoftballMe123 5

Sunday 28 December 2014 20:13

Don't worry once my older sister was in the bathroom and I was waiting out side the door to scare her and when she finally came out I screamed BOO! And she almost strangled me! Lol

Passerbyer 10

Sunday 28 December 2014 20:15

Lol, if you're this violent with this game, I would hate to be your opponent in a contact sport. :P

Enderkate4 20

Sunday 28 December 2014 20:33

Hey, that'd be my reaction too~

molly471 22

Sunday 28 December 2014 21:29

Aw haha hope she's okay. I'm sure there will be no hard feelings since it was an accident!

brasiliano 16

Sunday 28 December 2014 21:49

covering yourself with what exactly??? clothing? water? bubbles?

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 28 December 2014 22:15

shower curtain?

brasiliano 16

Sunday 28 December 2014 23:53

Well played . well played. didnt think of that cos I can't afford shower curtains as I pay illegal workers to stand on edge of Bath and block the water from going on floor