Kids: Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of... - FML

By angryman - 28/12/2014 09:07

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

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Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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trickiestboss 10

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:30

You should know that you never hide in the bathtub people always look there. including serial killers.

ShadowlessSpear 21

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:28

New rules: if you get punched, you lose!

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smile5210 7

Tuesday 30 December 2014 17:09

Sounds far worse for her.

missd420 16

Tuesday 30 December 2014 21:56

My husband did the same thing at a haunted house. We're not allowed back there.

kcotx 5

Wednesday 31 December 2014 4:44

Sounds like the start of a good porno

syd_g 9

Wednesday 31 December 2014 21:20

Lmao

Candied_person 13

Thursday 1 January 2015 13:07

Tis not but a game

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