Animals: Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down....

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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By Jay - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States

Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

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By sippinsoup22 - 16/02/2016 01:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 09:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML

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By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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pepper2394 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 22:07

Um...I don't think cats like being hung upside down.

DoomJeff91 2

Wednesday 28 October 2009 22:07

Insert ∞ "shitty day" and "pussy" jokes here.

Comments

SugarRain 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:42

to #121 go **** yourself and stop being a heartless, bitter, asshole. thank you. oh and to the poster, u deserve it, dumbass don't hold a cut upside down to begin with

tigergirl72 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:57

omg i can't stop laughing that sux!!!! my cat likes getting held upside down, why didn't u stop holding it if it got pissed off?

Grossedoutlol90 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 8:30

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Shat in the mush!! thats pretty funny. my friend's cat puked in her mouth when she picked the cat up. teehee. my cat takes about ten minuteds to take a shit.

jack443 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 0:48

ydi when ur cat sounds"frantic" its probably "frantic" dur and #121 DUDE UR A ******* INSENSITIVE BITCH hey guess what he and or she is probably a worthless 50 year old deadbeat who still lives with his parents u asshole

xclegend613 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 19:58

hey fucktard i sure as hell don't live with my parents i'm in college. Q: What's the difference between a cat and a trampoline? A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Kassoracle 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 8:33

YDI!, Who in their right mind hols their cat upside down, the cat should've clawed you as well. Animal Cruelty.

sayheyyybabe 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 5:03

NEVER ignore a cat that was meowing frantically. Also, who would hold a cat upside down? That's just plain stupid. YDI, I hope you got a good taste of that liquid cat feces.