By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
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pepper2394 0

Um...I don't think cats like being hung upside down.

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DoomJeff91 2

Insert ∞ "shitty day" and "pussy" jokes here.

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quTzal 0

Who the f*** do you people think you are? Disrespecting Steve Irwin. He was a great man and helped animals in so many ways - please respect him. R.I.P

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Witchcraft_fml 4

The people we think we are, are probably the people we are. If we aren't the people we think we are, than we are not the people we are supposed to be. But if we are the people we think we are, that means we are the people we are supposed to be. This is who the f*** we think we are.

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Jotne 0

I sometimes think I AM Steve Irwin, but that might be the drugs. Also, the man got killed by a fish, after a lifetime of pissing off every dangerous animal he could chase down and molest. A fish that, while potentially dangerous, is very docile by nature and almost never harm anyone. A goddamn fish. I reserve the right to laugh at that, and I think Steve would appreciate the irony as well. Other than that, I respect the man immensely - how could I not? He's touched more animals in naughty places than most men have women. That's quite an achievement.

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gigi37 0

Yeah, but at least instant karma shatted on the OP

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athenivanidx 0

Witchcraft: Comment WIN!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

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Masha8988 0

Okay, first off, why the shit would you hold your poor cat like that? So you're saying it was meowing frantically, and you KNEW IT, and you kept holding it upside-*******-down? Dude, I don't play with my cats often, I just pet them, but I'm pretty sure holding your cat upside down isn't a guarantee for an enjoyable time. At least for the cat. So re-think yourself and YDI, 100%

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kristen180 0

omg u cruel pathetic jerk. this should be considered animal cruelty. and ur posting it on fMl? more like f your cat's life. i feel sorry ur cat. it honestly makes me wanna cry that u did that. the cat had diarrhea cuz u scared it so bad. it trusted u as its owner. thats like ur mother scaring u to the point where u think ur gonna die. i wanna puke as im thinking about this. u r a disgusting human being

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jp3546 0

thats such a mean thing! how could u do that to a kitty?!!! u deserve that poop

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xclegend613 0

Why does any one even care it's a worthless cat. seriously cats are the most annoying animals in the world. find some friends you stupid tree hugging cat loving faggots. i have a question for you. "WHAT'S WORSE THAN 10 CATS NAILED TO 10 TREES? 1 CAT NAILED TO 10 TREES :D. **** CATS!!!!

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omghehehe 0

sighhhh..... yes, ur definitely exercising ur right of opinion and feelings. im exercising mine. just because u obviously hate cats doesnt mean other people feel the same. idk what a cat has ever done to u to instill such hate. Please, dont ever get a cat or cause any harm to them. good luck in ur life

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open_hearted 0

wow, you should not have a cat. everyone with cats knows to stop doing whatever the hell theyre doing if their cats doesnt stop meowing you absolutly without a doubt deserve it, and i hope your cat ***** on your pillow every night before you go to bed.

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nerdlover 0

AHAHAHAHA YDI I hope my cat does this to my roomie. He constantly harasses her even when we tell him to stop.

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cryssycakesx3 22

wow. that's funny to you? I'd find that cat a home where a grown man doesn't harass it.. wtf is wrong with you.

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