Animals: Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down....

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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By Jay - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States

Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

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By sippinsoup22 - 16/02/2016 01:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 09:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML

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By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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pepper2394 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 22:07

Um...I don't think cats like being hung upside down.

DoomJeff91 2

Wednesday 28 October 2009 22:07

Insert ∞ "shitty day" and "pussy" jokes here.

Comments

cani_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 10:43

cat wanted you to stop, cat got you to stop.

Jotne 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 11:21

Hahaha, brilliant! Congratulations, you're officially too stupid to figure out how a ******* cat works, amazing. You actually have to be trained by your pets, and you fail to such an extent that the cat decided to shit on your face to prove its point. For extra fail points, you then go online and tell us about how you fail at life. And the judges say... Fail: 10/10 Style: 7/10 Complete Lack of Class: 10/10 Stupidity: 10/10 Bonus points for being owned by a pet the size of shoebox: +2 With scores like those, you may just be today's winner! :D

Brey1013 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 13:45

YDI. Hope u learnt a lesson?

im_a_dinosaur 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 14:07

your cool. NARTTT

Ninja_Style 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 14:40

To bad u didnt get on video sounds like a youtbe hit.

Le_Pecheur 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 17:27

what are you, a naive 6 year old child who likes torturing animals? Get some help.

Luna_metal 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 18:10

o nice 1, you're just welllllllll too nice to your cat, YDI

jaelanne 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 18:39

YDI, in fact, you deserve that as well as for someone to hold you by the ankles while you cry helplessly. Asshat. Either way, I hope your mouth and eyes were open for it.

CoolHipDude 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:31

Why the hell would you hang your cat upside down, you stupid fucktard?!?!?!?!!?!?!???? Serves you right for your cat crapping on your hair, face, shirt and mouth from all the stress you inflicted on your cat? Didn't the frantic meowing give you some clue, you ******* idiot??????