Animals: Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down....

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

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Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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pepper2394 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 22:07

Um...I don't think cats like being hung upside down.

DoomJeff91 2

Wednesday 28 October 2009 22:07

Insert ∞ "shitty day" and "pussy" jokes here.

Comments

Smokes1194 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 20:34

you deserve it for ******* with your cat. when a cat meows like that , it means it's uncomfortable or inpain stupid ****

Jaguaress 2

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:45

You weren't playing with your cat - you were torturing it! Please give your cat away to someone who knows how to treat it, because the poor thing deserves better. Cats don't usually have explosive diarrhea from fear, in case you didn't know. If you do this thing often, please seek help from a competent mental health professional, because you have issues.

leksileks 0

Friday 30 October 2009 0:48

yeah usually when i can meows that means hes unhappy idiot

replaceme 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:30

No ******' sympathy! If I had a dick, I'd slap you round the face with it. :) YDI so hard.

bubblylovr 0

Friday 30 October 2009 2:09

eeeeewwwww u got cat shit in your mouth???!!! gross!!!

jerrbear618 5

Friday 30 October 2009 3:08

i am a major cat lover. and i know you've heard this a million times, but seriously, did the frantic meowing not tell you ANYTHING!? i feel so bad for your poor cat.

Bella_999 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:49

you cruel bitch. i hope your cat runs away and finds an owner who actually cares for it.

dahlia14 0

Friday 30 October 2009 7:21

way to go bitch

fmylife_9999 0

Friday 30 October 2009 10:11

EWWWWWWW thats discusting

jazzberry 0

Friday 30 October 2009 12:39

HAHAHAHA Damn man,But I mean hanging the cat upside wasnt the worst thing that she could be doing to it and she wasnt purposely trying to abuse her cat it was just her way of ''playing'' no matter how messed up her idea of ''playing'' is