By Ginger_Gawd - 21/01/2014 03:34 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
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Serisent 26

If you know he doesn't like it and you did it anyway, you sort of had it coming.

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Peach_assassin 8

"Today I did something wrong and suffered the consequences. FML"

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Comments

Zeishah 26

Badass kid! He definitely knows how to assert himself!

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FracturedMinds 21

That he would repent for his non-tickling ways. He would come to light! And let the spirit of the tickle monster embrace him in his giggly arms. or something like that.

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Km1490 20

if you knew he didnt like it then why did you do it? you were.looking for it..

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beaglegal 42

He probably didn't expect to be hit in the groin.

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well_hi_there 7

YDI the kid doesnt like being tickled amd you know that so you do it anyways? had it coming

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CrazyMelvin 14

You're a dumbass. You 100% deserve it. If someone did something you don't like, how would you react?

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NiceGuysDoWin 21

i wouldn't punch them in the balls.

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beaverteaser 16

well played sir, well played

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Sparx1_1 16

There are some places where that would be considered child abuse. Not that you tickled him but because you knew how much ha hated it and did it anyway. You deserved to get kicked in the nuts and you should be grateful his parents didn't call the police.

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seang2377 1

are you serious? stfu. everyone on here is a tad bit ridiculous...but yours is the worst. ****** idiot.

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SmokinGuns 13

Oh calm down. It's his nephew. That's what family does. They love and annoy each other. Never heard of someone calling the police over being tickled. -.-

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Zaketh2112 10

Calm the **** down, Sparky. The nut check was punishment enough. No need for the law to get involved.

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rikkidi 20

You knew he doesn't like it and tickled him anyway. Yeah there's nothing more to add

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EpicSquishii 21

When I got tickled as a kid, I used to punch and kick everyone in sensitive places on accident. People stopped trying around the time I turned 6 or so, and horror stories of bruised groins and broken noses has compelled me to abstain from tickling any little kids ever. Not worth the risk of injury be it accident or reprisal based. Hope you learned your lesson, OP!

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doodlecloud 26

I still do this...not on purpose obviously, but really, when will people learn that tickling is serious business! It's a complete invasion of personal space if you don't want it and can be torturous. Even if you're laughing you can end up laughing so hard it physically hurts, and not in a good way.

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SayPeanuts 29

I never kicked anyone but I did used to piss myself, that seems to work just as well.

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