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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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Gamers don't rise up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

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Inoku 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:05

Um, you can't really do that in the middle of a game. It's distracting. Saying "hurry up" was kind of a dick move, though. Also, "remote" = "controller."

alexomAnexo 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:30

At least you're good at one of the joysticks XD

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TEAZO 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:43

yeah i rather play video games and kick there ass then please them XD

thatoneguyyoumet 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:47

#19 its good some people out there are tolerant of guy hobbies (and I'm sorry your bf is weird lol) and #9 its very much called a controller an xbox remote controls tv media and video quite a difference

Ender_ 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:57

YDI for putting your controller down. You should be thinking of your team and not just your selfish needs to suck on penis.

Dezzi4Life 0

Friday 25 June 2010 5:08

LMFAO hahahahahaha I am soo sorry but that is just FUNNY!!!

zidane312 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:00

^ LMAO

KenMcGormick 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:01

Today, Me and my girlfriend are playing xbox live 1st person shooter game online with my buddies and some other online players. Halfway through, my girlfriend decided to get kinky, drop her controller and decide to give me a *******. Because of that, not only did my team lose, I got dropped from the team by my friends because my partner did not stick together with the game plan. FML

Calloway 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:49

Ahaha. Win.

TopnotchGotThis 0

Monday 14 March 2011 2:08

Win.

bitchplease69_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:04

Video games suck. Boring as ****.

blacklagoon_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:14

BITCH PLEASE bitchplease69, video games are not boring!

BLOWN_69 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:24

Coming from a girl's point of view, you should never interrupt a guy while he's playing a video game. In the future, just wait until your team has won rather than ruining the round altogether. That way everyone wins...and then some. =)

Anonymus101 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:29

Seriously? the man is in the middle of a competitive match and you think your going to get some? That's like if we went with you women went shopping and in the middle the guy demanded the girl to go into the bathroom for a quickie, it isn't going to happen. You deserved it, plain and simple.