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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

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Inoku 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:05

Um, you can't really do that in the middle of a game. It's distracting. Saying "hurry up" was kind of a dick move, though. Also, "remote" = "controller."

alexomAnexo 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:30

At least you're good at one of the joysticks XD

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babex21 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:18

hahahahahhahahahahahahah (: your boyfriend just made my day

StupidDancer 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:18

Ouch your boyfriends a bit of a prick...:)

Murphy_21 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:21

BJ> Video games. Fail on the boyfriends part.

zyth 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:01

Fool. Everyone knows video games are better than everything.

monicadempsy 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 6:29

BJ+Videogames=Awesome!

barryallen_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:23

Amen murph. Unless he complains bout your BJs a lot.

wtfxpaigerz 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:27

Uhh.. This isn't an FML. Not even close. It's a proud ******* moment in femaledom. Stfu and go play more games.

angelika617 5

Friday 17 June 2011 17:04

you're dumb as hell

CeeCee_fml 16

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:30

Yay for females that are good at video games!

ivygirl 0

Friday 16 July 2010 3:34

wth? why would it be a good thing that girls are good at video games? that means they just sit around and play them all day. That's not kool.

Maltastic 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:32

Yeah, I agree. Her boyfriend is kinda stupid. Get him back for it, next time he wants sexual favors: Walk over to the T.V. and turn it on, put in a game he absolutely fails at, and play. That's what I'd do. (: If he says anything about it just say "No, I'm better at games, I think I'll do this for a while" then ask him to get you a soda or something and wave him off. xD Not so much a FML. Also, @ #8 I know how you feel, I'm a girl though... my boyfriend is just... weird.