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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

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Inoku 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:05

Um, you can't really do that in the middle of a game. It's distracting. Saying "hurry up" was kind of a dick move, though. Also, "remote" = "controller."

alexomAnexo 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:30

At least you're good at one of the joysticks XD

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natiboom 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:51

he's gay

AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:53

you choose your boyfriend. it's your fault you choose a dick.

Luled 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:53

I don't understand how a guy could pick a VideoGame over head, like wtf..

imynk 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:55

NOBODY should ever put down the controller. YDI. no but seriously, there's a time for everything. if you're gaming, then keep gaming. BJ for later.

laurisshnazzy 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:03

I happen to love video games, and I'm a girl. :) At least you were trying to play with him, you were being a good girlfriend. He should have been like "Sorry, I'm really into this right now" and been polite about it. Oh, well. Refuse sexual favors in the future unless he goes shopping with you :D

nomadxx7 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:15

WTF? Christ if you're getting a BJ WHILE playing a video game then A++. I don't understand why he'd be upset. Who the hell cares if you win or lose. Maybe I"m just kinky but I've never had a problem or told my girlfriend to stop giving me a BJ when I'm playing a video game. Plus your heart rate and adrenaline goes up thus making you play better (more oxygen to the brain/dopemine = better reaction time).

McTasty 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:17

A bj while playing video games would the awesome and i agree with #40

lmao_rofl9 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:21

either you suck or your boyfriend's a dick. either way, i'm sorry.

lonely_hero 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:22

that dude is way to into xbox.. what a noob lol btw add me on xbl :) http://live.xbox.com/member/The Coming Life

proxay 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:23

I m seeing a lot of FMLs these days where a girl who tries to get it on with a guy gets refused because he s busy doing something. Honestly, theres a time and place for everything. If you saw that your bf was into what he was doing, why interrupt him? Its just not gonna happen. Wait till everything is done and then get to it. And as #32 pointed out, if you were out shopping and your bf was bored and interrupted your browsing for a quickie, would you do it? Of course not.... Contrary to what most people think, a man doesnt always bend to the will of his penis....