By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 20:30 - United States - Randallstown

Today, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the airport. Being from the south, I said thanks out of pure habit. The guy replied, "No sir, thank YOU." and winked. FML
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CobraLazerFace 21

Did he happen to have a bitchin' stache and sunglasses on?

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Neta 16

At least you were "randomly selected". :/

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vlalam 24

Oh wow, he selected u for a purpose I bet ;)

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Caelophile 8

As a native Marylander, I'm offended that you consider Maryland to be "the South."

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rocker_chick23 27

As a native Marylander, I am offended that you were too stupid to realize he is either visiting Maryland, or was born in the South and moved up here.

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martin8337 35

Full body cavity search. Don't stop until the back of the throat is reached.

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rocker_chick23 27

My husband used to do that all the time when they said "thank you "just to troll the people. xD

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DatWeirdoDoe 9

Hah GAAAYEEE. OP maybe he ment it in a way where he was saying thank you for not having any weapons?

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Calfml2 8

was there cheesy 80s music playing in the background?

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Zverina 20

So people in the south all say thanks out of habit?

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