Money: Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume.... - FML

By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2015 15:12

Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML

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Snowble11 13

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:24

What were you dressed as, Shredder?

CasualZombie 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:24

OH THE IRONY

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Tidge 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 11:02

they gotta make money somehow I guess

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Sunday 10 July 2011 11:02

did he know karate?

LilSideTwerk 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 11:05

LUCKY! haha just Kiddinggg! sorry bud :(

mrjmaster1234 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 11:08

best way to b robbed

zhightower 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 11:13

go to the sewers and then to the abandoned train station. ask for master splinter, he will giv you your money back. (he's the BIG rat by the way) goodluck

amanda_d95 9

Sunday 10 July 2011 11:17

thats awesome as ****! thats not even an FML, thats a WIN

porterc16 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 11:18

well maybe he needed money for clothes.

StealthyChicken 2

Sunday 10 July 2011 11:19

um u must be weak otherwise I'd say punch the mental patient in the face

abckyx 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 11:32

bankruptcy. it even affects giant mutated turtles

anti_average 5

Sunday 10 July 2011 11:38

Hey this economy is rough on everyone, and the teenage mutant ninja turtles are no exception!

BbqKirbyAnn 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:39

wait. aren't they around 40 years old?

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