Money: Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume....

By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2018 15:00

Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML

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By RosaP - 28/02/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2015 15:12

Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML

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Sunday 10 July 2011 9:24

What were you dressed as, Shredder?

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Sunday 10 July 2011 9:24

OH THE IRONY

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angelninja 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 13:39

...and you didn't get a photo because...???

Osito2011 9

Sunday 10 July 2011 13:48

sorry op, but that is awesome

12vballchick12 5

Sunday 10 July 2011 13:53

This one made me completely lol! Imagine reporting that to the police "uhhh he's wearing a ninja turtle costume"

HarrietPotter239 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 14:00

Did he drive away in a pizza truck?

Minky1996 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 14:02

aren't they supposed to be the good guys?

Bubbles1354 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 14:17

ha better then seeing a store get robbed by a guy wearing a darth baser mask

FallenAngel132 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 14:57

I guess if he thought it would be more fun that way.... lol

SteveMagnifico 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 15:01

lmao that's an awesome story how many people can say they were robbed by a ninja turtle???

Donzi_fml 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 15:08

today, i robbed some douche dressed as michellangelo!

L0KiTAxXx 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 15:46

lol at least they made it interesting to watch

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