Miscellaneous: Today, I was selected to give my speech to the entire school....

By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 13:06 - Canada

Today, I was selected to give my speech to the entire school. I was later told it had to be censored because it was inappropriate, even though I was just trying to make a point. My speech was on political correctness. My speech on political correctness was censored for political reasons. FML

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sickofnames 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:06

That's what school is like. Everything has to be the status quo, bland and acceptable. I know your pain as I was almost suspended for a film project I did.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:46

Political correctness is a crock of shit in the first place, necessitated only by the fact that we allow a bunch of annoying crybabies to make a scene every time someone says something they don't like. It's one thing to be offended by blatant racism. It's another thing to throw a fit because someone isn't conforming to the hypersensitivity USA has gotten up its own ass with. Only the most pathetic individual could be offended by "Merry Christmas."

Comments

stripedoctor 3

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:22

School censorship blows.

Mickey2315 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:03

Welcome to America schooling.

ZEROGage 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 21:21

Political correctness is bullshit. If people would grow some f*ckin thicker skin or catch hell once in awhile, people wouldn't have to walk on eggshells all the blasted time!

theodivine 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:11

I agree with #74 (zerogage). **** political correctness. Who cares if you offend someone else. People offend me all the time, but as soon as I'm to say something they disagree with, I'm a godless, faithless piece of shit. Well, I sort of am, but the only difference is I don't think it's a bad thing. Haha. I say, say what you need to and **** those who oppose.

samtime 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:24

That realy sucks dude. Political corectness is such a stupid thing.

amazingkate 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:34

mmm... maybe your clever speech wasn't as clever as you thought it was, and it came off as vulgar and too incendiary for your school to feel comfortable with. it happens, school isn't exactly the daily show. and you weren't censored for political reasons, are you kidding me? get over yourself and the school.

FoundManyLemons 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:41

Since "political correctness" is right-wing code for "politeness to others which I am not bound to practice" or "not saying racist things" then my guess is that your speech ("just trying to make points") was..... rude and/or racist. And you probably need to double check it to understand why, but do that. Understanding is important. It's good for you. YDI

Luneth101 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:03

Political correctness is a piece of shit that needs to be shoved up some guys ass and sent to hell. Thank you for your time. Censored version: Political correctness is a bad bad thing that bad men use. Thank you for letting me talk at all.