By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 637
You deserved it 60 589

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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

Top comments

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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seriously777 0
YLIF 0

@ #209- how can you say "suck it up it must not hurt that bad" when a guy injures his sack in any shape or form? it must hurt like HELL!

YLIF 0

o maybe suck it up was the wrong analogy for me to use....

When did he ever say that it was his first date? He could have been dating the girl for awhile. Sheesh.

why on earth would you do that??? you never EVER shave quickly...thats the rule of the razor!

uahmed90 0

ah damn, my balls hurt just reading that....

gvschmidt94 0

Dude. I felt the pain in my testicles as I read this. Oww.. FYL :(

00101226 0

wow dude was it a single blade cuz if it wasnt your an idiot.

likeduhhx4 0

even when guys shave their balls, they never get all the hair, LOL.