By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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AntiChrist7 0

no balls, no glory

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aego56 0

Seriously? First of all, I shave my junk sometimes. Not because I'm gay or because I have lice or something - because the girl likes it and it looks/feels better. Second of all - you're a goddamn retard for actually cutting yourself. Anyone who's ever shaved their balls knows that it takes 1/100th of the pressure to get the hair off of there. you can literally glide the razor across them and the hairs will just fall off. Shave fail. ydi.

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neverland_fml 0

I lolerskated all over this. But, I approve of dudes whose junk doesn't looks like the yeti giving you the finger. FYL, just because I like ya. :D

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dyld921 2

Well sorry, but you don't have to shave a place where people usually can't see it. Did you really expect sex on a first date?

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justinsbaby291 0

who the hell shaves their balls...you're an idiot

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wolfie2394 0

Hmmmm... Razor Blade Balls most people are smart enough to know what follows YDI

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christopherlove 0

Moron posters, if you tried to wax your scrotum, you'd probably rip it right off. Shaving is the way to go, just be careful obviously. It's extremely easy to make a mistake in such an awkward area. I often nick myself down there, just not on a vein! And why does it being a first date mean he deserves to have a bleeding sack? Get with the times.

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