By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 637
You deserved it 60 589

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ITguy1982 0

Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

Top comments

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

Comments

welll you shouldn't be prepared for her to see your balls on your first date unless she's a hooker. my god. no one has any decency anymore.

Shadaez 0

Right, I often shave there (even quickly) and have cut myself, it's nothing to call paramedics for, YDI for not knowing how to use a razor.

rainish 0

Owwwww, I'm a girl and I know how bad it is when I cut myself shaving down that way....must be a million times worse for a guy. FYL for the accident, but points for you for shaving. More guys should.

that_guy01 0

how did you accomplish that? i shave my boys with a blade razor all the time, always have, and just recently started using a trimmer and have never had more than the occasional razor burn and paper thin cut (the ones that burn like a mofo).

westmoa89 0

i think you deserve it for assuming that she was going to be seeing your balls.

i shave all the time with a razor, if you do it right you cant cut yourself, remember what your shaving and ya you wont move quickly because they are your ******* balls, it takes time to shave down there not like the face which you can do in five, this takes about 15-20 mins at least, depends on how long its been since you manscaped

Dante167 0

Yea I just trim and shit, dunno why you would go for the full on shave, this isnt a pr0n movie xD. btw YDI, its your balls dude, you gotta be more careful

lilcuti3pi389 0

#186, penises don't have hair its his balls that he was shaving. Also I am a girl and I def shave, but I think for guys trimming is fine, unless ur expecting her to suck the balls? Lol

#81 FTW! Love me some DC! And I agree with #215...Gillette Fusion is the balls...no pun intended.

Anonymous409 0

What if the girl he was going to go on a date with read this FML, especially comment #90 and #131. That would be total FHL