By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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natalieryanlol 0

Wtff??? why would you shave your balls you fuckhead hahah suck shit its soo dumb but that would kill like shit. :((((((((((((((((

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CONNIE1390 0

ouch damn homie that sux im not a guy n ive never cut myself there either but YDI mos def if you cared that much bout your balls you shuld care enuf to not go to fast...wer you in a hurry boo?

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Mr_Kennedy 4

That's gross. I should have stopped reading at "blade".

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Mr_Kennedy 4

Tha'ts gross. I should have stopped reading at "blade".

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crvenazvezda 0

hahaha NOOB!!! I've never cut my balls with my razor!!!

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DieselGirl 0

Self-Castration is never a good idea FYL

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EziyaMinamoto 0

I doubt she would have saw your balls on a first date anyway, unless you're just that kind of person.

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Corrupt_Tears 0

You should use the body groomer next time.

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doof_fisch 2

If I saw a guy in the locker room who shaved his groin area, I would think one of two things: 1. He's gay - stay away from him. OR 2. He's got lice - stay away from him. Man - can't you guys remember when you were going thru puberty and you couldn't wait to get hair down there? Now you're trying to shave it off?! Maybe if you're THAT "nuts" you should have your g/f pluck it out with a tweezers.

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