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Tell that bitch to get back in the kitchen.
Bitch, get back in the kitchen. Oh wait you didn't mean you?
Maybe you should considere leaving her... There is no proof that this won't happen again..
yea, they should definitely get a divorce because she flicked his penis. great logic im being sarcastic
damn it, i messed up typing that. *great logic. im being sarcastic.
Maybe you should considere leaving her... There is no proof that this won't happen again..
Maybe you should considere leaving her... There is no proof that this won't happen again..
Sorry op, your wife's sense of humor was off that morning. Some things you just do not joke about with your partner. Penis size is one of them.
Next time it's cold outside, wait until she's naked or at least topless, and lock her out of the house for a little while. Make sure you remind her, "Don't poke anyone's eye out."
Why would she do that
Damn. That'd hurt!
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Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " **** punt".
Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"