By Anonymous - 12/03/2012 04:16 - United States

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Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML
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btstig 11

Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " **** punt".

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808Boyo 4

Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

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rogerover 19

Put it in and out of her mouth and say "growage"

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coried91 28

So she could possibly bite it? If she flicked his manhood then I would think she is capable of biting it as well especially if she doesn't want it in her mouth. Don't set OP up for further failure.

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PartyxRocked 0

Tell that bitch to get back in the kitchen.

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coried91 28

Bitch, get back in the kitchen. Oh wait you didn't mean you?

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labelsandme 10

Maybe you should considere leaving her... There is no proof that this won't happen again..

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emba_fml 13

yea, they should definitely get a divorce because she flicked his penis. great logic im being sarcastic

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emba_fml 13

damn it, i messed up typing that. *great logic. im being sarcastic.

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desireev 17

Another 'Dump that Asshole!' scenario! It solves everything, I tell ya! Ugh!

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erkasaurusrexx 0

oh give me a break. load of shit. We put up with all your sexist comments and the moment we want to get you back you shrivel into a fragile state of deflated ego and get all pissy. grow some "balls", or actually...don't.

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Theend2008 0

Lol you guys he was meaning it in the funny way, not acually leave her , he did it to be funny not sexist. I mean my gf hit my junk on purpose id be pissed. Just get pay a nice good flick of the clit lol.

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labelsandme 10

Maybe you should considere leaving her... There is no proof that this won't happen again..

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labelsandme 10

Maybe you should considere leaving her... There is no proof that this won't happen again..

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muffinXmonster 12

Flick her nipple next time and say "saggage"

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BrysGirl27 14

Hahaha gross. They prolly already do:p

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muffinXmonster 12

Haha agreed

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rubberduckie94 13

Sorry op, your wife's sense of humor was off that morning. Some things you just do not joke about with your partner. Penis size is one of them.

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Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Next time it's cold outside, wait until she's naked or at least topless, and lock her out of the house for a little while. Make sure you remind her, "Don't poke anyone's eye out."

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texas_redneck88 10

LMAO dude that sucks

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