By Anonymous - 12/03/2012 04:16 - United States

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Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML
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btstig 11

Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " **** punt".

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808Boyo 4

Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

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bobslawnservice 16

You poor bastard. This calls for surprise buttsex at some point in the near future.

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Clamcreepy 7

I would fart in her face when she's watching to tv and say "herbage" because a good fart is good for the noise to smell

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EvilLilCupcake 10

17- you are a disturbing human being...

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loserman67 35

You should have looked her dead in the face and said, "Only when you're around" and then walked out. Sorry dude, sounds like you married a sadistic bitch...

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bunniex1 11

how do u know that he isn't a masochist?

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asia3pea90 13

She's joking. Chill the **** out. Goddamn.

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perdix 29

When she least suspects it, you ought to sneak up on her and flick her clit. That way, the Netflix will be zero.

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perdix 29

Do they not get it? Or do they get it and not like it?

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dzidziaud 5

I thought it was pretty funny :D

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DocBastard 38

Cold bathroom...shrinkage...uh huh, a likely excuse. Sounds to me like someone is hung like a cashew.

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mikepattonfan 0

Do the same to her nipple one day OP she deserves it

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KuchkaNumberOne 2

Personally, I would like that, so...

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immaMonsta 8

What possible reason could she have had to do that?

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FrankHotpants 31

Not only does that hurt but it's really annoying, I'd either put it in her butt or bite her nipples...unless she's into that stuff.

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pfx2_fml 15

Punch her in the tit and tell her to get back in the kitchen

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DocBastard 38

Haha. The "get back in the kitchen" joke hasn't been funny since 1956. Grow the **** up.

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pfx2_fml 15

Punch her in the tit and tell her to get back in the kitchen

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