By Anonymous - 12/03/2012 04:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 052
You deserved it 4 684

Same thing different taste

Top comments

btstig 11

Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " **** punt".

808Boyo 4

Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

Comments

Lmao!!! This is something I would've done to my husband. Lol.

That's just cruel. It hurts my husband when he accidentally taps his balls. I would never flick him in the head of his dick.

Wow, you're not a very good wife then. With all these people saying how mean and painful it is, why would you do it?

She's a keeper that one she is... Sorry OP your wife is a horrible prankster.

That's what you get for marrying Courtney Alexis Stodden.

I hope you punched her in the fallopian tubes

margelena 3

Haha, what's wrong with spontaneity?