By Anonymous - 12/03/2012 04:16 - United States

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Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML
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btstig 11

Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " **** punt".

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808Boyo 4

Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

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x_Gainer_x 6

I think this gives you a window of opportunity to pin her down on her stomach and give her anal !!!

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dreamer9614 3

Which if she doesn't approve of, would be rape. Great idea

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natas_fml 13

Flick her clit and yell "bean flicker!"

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swedeNix 13

Bit her clit and see what she thinks about it!

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archenemybtch 0

Poor guy! I'd never do that to my husband. That's a bitch move. When I catch my hubby naked, I ALWAYS try to pounce him!! ;)

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bubo_fml 10

Did she kiss the boo-boo afterwards?

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TahoeFMler 22

What a ******* bitch!

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Ow that hurt just picturing that

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