By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML
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anniebananie 3

A 17 year old guy walks into a pharmacy. He says to the pharmacist (bragging) "Yeah, my girlfriend is starting to get really hot for some good lovin. I think it's time that I buy some condoms so that I can give it to her good. Tonight we are going to have dinner at her parents house and then going out to inspiration point". The pharmacist recomends a brand of condoms. The guy buys them and leaves. Later that night at the parents house the family and the guy sit down to dinner. The guy asks to say grace. The family obliges. He starts "Dear god, Please protect us and forgive us for our sins," as he continues his speech gets more and more religious. He begs for forgiveness, he asks for world peace, he wishes that everyone could be all knowing. As he continues the family (and his girlfriend) sit in amazement. Finally he finishes, 'God bless us every one." "Wow" his girlfriend says, "I didn't know you were so relgious." "Yeah well, I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist".

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anniebananie 3

Ummm.. FAIL on all of your parts. Have none of you ever heard that joke? I was pointing out that this story is seriously similar to that one joke about the pharmacist that everyone's heard, except I didn't realize all of you would be too retarded to notice the similarity.

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ohnoitskevin 0

not much of an FML but! awesome! :)) the dad likes you. =))

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divineinstrument 2

I agree #16, it's not an FML in the slightest, but the OP probably just wanted to share this story cos it's pretty funny Okay, that would have been kinda awkward I guess, but that's nothing compared to how most girls' fathers would react to a situation like that. Fathers are way overprotective of their daughters- you're lucky to have one that's as cool as this.

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Seti_fml 0

not really an FML at all. The dad doesn't seem like he was pissed or anything, more relieved that you are at least taking good precautions.

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No_Life23 0

The dad seemed lightly amused as opposed to angry, so this isn't really much of an FML. At least you didn't say something like "They're not for your daughter!".

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c6dragster 0

has the dad met you? or was that a random komment on his part... which ever, sounds fake...

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eliz3 0

Who the hell spells comment with a k?

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jacobs_double 0

mortal kombat would spell comment with a 'k'

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tranman978 0

This isnt an fml. Atleast her dad accepts you

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Shaylex 0

I don't think anyone gets that this could be an FML if her dad was using sarcasm.

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lexiBRo 0

yeah, that is what I was thinking.. or that perhaps the dad didn't realize it was his daughter's bf and was like atleast my daughter's bf is responsible unlike this loser in front of me.. which would be hilarious bc of the irony of it. =)

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chakrabs 0

Well, at least he didnt kick your ass!

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briianda 0

Why is that is bad thing? I think its a good thing that her father thinks your responsible. makes a good impression.

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heyyou1203 0

so i'm assuming that the FML comes from the fact that the father didn't see the OP's face when he said the comment, but instead just saw the huge box of condoms. Regardless, how is using condoms NOT being responsible???? and he bought enough to last! good for you, OP!

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