Miscellaneous: Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that...

By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By chickennoodlesoup - 21/05/2009 01:50 - Canada

Today, I made chicken noodle soup for the girl I've been seeing to help her get over her cold. From scratch. Everything fresh save for the canned chicken stock. It took an hour in preparation and half an hour to take the bus to her place. Her first words? The celery's not cooked enough. FML

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Classic brain fart

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 05:30 - Australia - Ballarat

Today, I lovingly simmered a chicken carcass, vegetables and spices to make soup. Two hours it took. After all that, I mindlessly strained out the chicken bones and let the soup pour straight down the sink. FML

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You deserved it 586

By tooflufoschool - 14/10/2009 13:00 - United States

Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML

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Honey…

By greenintheface - 30/04/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML

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You deserved it 4 106

By n - 04/04/2015 18:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML

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By All the ills - 15/02/2016 20:32 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML

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You deserved it 2 264

Survival mode

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML

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You deserved it 113

Kitchen daydream

By Rordon Gamsey - 02/08/2022 16:00

Today, I was "that idiot" who spent ages making a soup stock from meat and vegetables, but then while separating it forgot to put a pan under the strainer, so I poured the finished stock down the sink, leaving me with only the boiled meat and veg sat sadly in the strainer. Takeaway chinese for tea, then. FML

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You deserved it 426

By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML

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Loveya448 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:20

Oh, yeah. FYL because you have a boyfriend that actually cares. Stop being a whiny bitch and appreciate that he's at least trying to help you feel better.

devildog42787 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:27

Today I tried to be nice and make my sick girlfriend chicken noodles soup from scratch with some kfc I had but all she did was bitch about it instead of being appreciative. fml

Comments

0p3nl0v3 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:33

Suck It up princess. At least he was trying. Go whine to your friends and gtfo here. Kaythxbye.

killabee 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:58

Yes very healthy, I know when I'm feeling down all I want is a broth made from left-over, deep-fried, fast-food chicken bones. Perks me right up.

dsrs3777 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:37

meluvsu 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:41

Wow, looks like someone's been watching a little too much Full House...

Fminetoo 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:49

Lets see, boiling water is at a temperature of 212* F, all foodborne bacteria dies at a temperature of 165*. In my opinion, you'll be fine, eat the soup, and then you should return to the kitchen, its where you belong once you get better. : P

NewJoisey 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:05

how'd you get a boyfriend anyways? all you do is bitch and whine

xxhappyninjaxx 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:11

That is so sweet! =]

wordgirl 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:16

You should have made him flash you then make you a sammich.

lilbyrd43 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:23

Your bitch ass has the nerve to turn a nice gesture, into a FML? No wonder guys think us females are unstable creatures. You need to hop on bus number "go to hell"

cateandizzy 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:23

Dump that piece of shit now !!

Lythiaren 8

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:24

... Seriously? There's a lot of good shit you can make from leftover (presumably uneaten) fried chicken. My dad made good soup out of it just last night. Cut up chicken, carrots, onions, potatoes... You stumbled into the kitchen before he was even done making your soup and then you complained? What's wrong with you?