By kevcng - 10/09/2012 21:20 - United States

Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML
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WearingHats 14

You must have some floppy ones.

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zandalee 19

Moments like these I am so grateful to be a woman! Yes we have periods, lots of girlie-bit issues and all but, is it really that easy to sit on your own balls? Damn.

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RaveBlade 4

FYL, but your facial expression had to be hilarious :p

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holagranola 15

Hearing stories like these make me so happy to be a girl! :)

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TheStoryOfWazza 9

You should have put the one ******** in his mouth, or both, doesn't really matter.

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scrappy23 4

Yea cause that makes sense.... Basically saying fire me oh but before that SUCK ON MY NUTS! .... stupid

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Steve95401 49

OP should have tea bagged his ******** boss.

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TheStoryOfWazza 9

#48 i never expected an idiot like you to understand what i was trying to say. :)

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TheStoryOfWazza 9

For example: stuff a whole sandwich in your mouth, then try to talk.

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keidus324 6

Honestly, do you WANT your boss to coddle you and have you tell everyone you just crushed your own balls in the middle of a meeting? If so, you sir, are an attention ***** :D

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FMLpuppy 3

I guess this means you are going to stop ******* around. (;

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11wanda11 6

That's classic, that one actually made me laugh :)

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

you poor, poor soul. may the heavens guide your baby makers to healing.

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ShyAnn29 14

How does that even happen? I can't figure out how a guy sits on his own balls...can someone explain please?

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dominic1221 6

Well first, look up "**** and balls" on Google Images. Then account for sag and drift guys get when they get older. Then assume the guy was wearing boxers. You'll figure it out.

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ShyAnn29 14

I know they hang, I guess I just can't figure out how they sit on them, I'm slow sometimes lol

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samellens 1

It's mystifying to me as well, but I've done it at least 4 times.

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

it sucks. sometimes its just bad timing, a hot day, your sack is hanging, they swing back, you sit too fast, they get crushed. just an all around shitty time. almost equal to being kicked there.

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motoxraceman2345 1

I would have said I sat on one of my boys. I'll be back in a few.

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