By kevcng - 10/09/2012 21:20 - United States

Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML
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You deserved it 7 990

Same thing different taste

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WearingHats 14

Moments like these I am so grateful to be a woman! Yes we have periods, lots of girlie-bit issues and all but, is it really that easy to sit on your own balls? Damn.

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...How did do they have to be for you to sit on them? Anyway, better luck in the future, OP...

How you do not did know about ball sit accidental? *this was on purpose*

LiterOfCola 16

I think he meant big. He still doesn't know that a 'b' faces the opposite direction of a 'd' and that his 'g' is upside-down.

Moments like these I am so grateful to be a woman! Yes we have periods, lots of girlie-bit issues and all but, is it really that easy to sit on your own balls? Damn.

I also imagine it being very sticky, hot, messy and annoying to have hanging genitalia. Like **** between your legs. Thank goodness I'm a girl.

MichellinMan 20

Yes, woman have their advantages, but the second I read your comment all I can say is I never want a ******* period in my life.

We can take medication to prevent pregnancy and periods, in some cases. You however have to get them chopped off if you want to end the baller lifestyle.

As a man, I would like to know how the OP managed that.

If a man sits on his balls ( rarely happens ) he will make sure he won't let that happen for a long time. Women get their periods every month and if they try avoiding it by taking pills, they turned into a psycho.

ninjawatcher 2

Boxers and a loose set of pants.

@75 Wth kind of medication prevents periods? Also, every girl has to get pregnant at some time. It is a gift whether you like it or not.

I'm a guy, but I don't think periods are that easy to get rid of, except by getting pregnant. Reduce the frequency, make them mire regular, but remove? Also, I want kids, and I'm relatively sure I'd still want kids if I were female, despite how difficult pregnancy is supposed to be.

I wouldn't exactly say 'remove' but I know I can put off my period for a long time by taking my pill back to back. Very handy for when I went travelling.

1215116a 14

139, not every girl gets pregenant...are you kidding? My aunt is lesbian and has no plans of getting pregenant whatsoever. Also yes, you can use medication to stop your period for the most part, you can ever take birth control pills and it makes it lighter.

The pill, a shot every 3 or so months, and iud's can reduce periods. Only sure fire way to remove them is a hysterectomy but that's permanent. The pill also reduces cramp pains which would make any woman happier and easier to deal with ;)

Actually 155 the pill does not reduce cramp pain for every woman just like birth control does not prevent conception for every woman and to all the ignorant guys that posted some women don't even have periods or stop having periods due to many different disorders. And periods are easy to control. You can stop them, lessen their frequency or even control exactly what week they happen with birth control.

I've done it too many times. REALLY hurts.

There are BC methods on the market that can reduce your period to 4 times a year - or possibly even fewer.

When you're riding a horse and an irregular beat after jumping or trotting, it can cause you to fall forwards with your balls on the pommel of the saddle. Only then will you know true pain.

Birth control can stop your period for a little bit. And no, not everybody gets pregnant.

Us men know how you feel don't worry its over now :L

You have testicles and you are a woman, right? Maybe, those testicles were someone else's?

keven501 12

A man's worst fear as he grows older.

I think prostate cancer, castration, balding, fat, and erictile dysfunction are above that.

If I were a guy, I think I would rather be bald than sit on my testicles.

...I'm slightly confused to what gender you are. Edit: Nevermind, I'm clearly blind.

MichellinMan 20

Last time I checked women didn't have testicles.

You're not blind. The OP's finger must have slipped, so... I've fixed it. It happens.

OHHH, okay. That puts me at ease. Thank you for clearing it up :')

Eliseopwns 22
GovernorGeneral 8

Lmao was the gender sign female? xD Okay..i suppose that was obvious... Meh =3= D:< Thumb me down and i'll sit on your testicles :L Wait wtf nvm that is not a good idea... -Flies away-

128, so many virtual faces, starting to get confused if you're angry, sad or happy >.>

loserboii 11

Excuse yourself? Maybe that wouldn't have worked either

During a presentation it's a bit rude. Especially after yawning. He was probably going to get chastised either way.

Once, I was sitting in my now ex's lap. He was poking my sides which caused me to squirm. As I did so, he did too. This caused him to somehow sit on his balls with not only his weight, but my own. Anyway OP, I'm sorry you hurt your happysacks.

iXTMAstro 6

Happysacks? Lmao I haven't laughed this hard in a while! Ahaha

I think that's great , now you know how men feels xD

Haha xD yea boi. Btw he changed his gender it was a girl story now he's a guy