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By badnewsbears - 21/10/2009 02:27 - United States

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Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria when one of my friends yelled out "Jake is uncircumcised!" as a joke. The girl I have a crush on was sitting at the table behind me and turned around and asked if it was true. I said yes, she responded with "wow, hope I never have to see that." FML
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chrissyj84 2

Someone's picky picky when it comes to uncut dicky.

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arienh4 0

I really don't get the fact that so many people in the US are circumsized, nobody does it over here except for religious reasons.

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Camo_Love 0

I'm un-cut, so are 90% of the guys i know. Should of answered with something playfull and fun, like find out for yourself sometime.

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ninjb 0

actually, i think it's taking it a bit TOO far when you get circumsised to be with a girl. "Ooh! I'm going to spend thousands of dollars on an operation so I can get a date!" It's called peeling back the skin!

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ninjb 0

no, it's just the majority of men are circumsised in the U.S.

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ninjb 0

i know. It was supposed to be a reply. :o

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DarkShark 0

Cut...Uncut...what's the difference? A dick is a dick, whether it's cut or uncut, both preform the same and function the same.

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omghehehe 0

ummm, i just tried my 1st uncut :)......i liked playing with it. Was like a new toy!!! :D I agree! A dick is a dick (well, unless its toooooo small). It's what u do with it! But there is a little difference..... and im having fun exploring ;)

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ladiesman14 0

i have 9 inch johnson and didnt know i wasnt circumcised until i was in college. my skin is actually pulled back like its cut due to my monstrous manhood. im at least 2 inches longer than every guy i know.

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AcesAndEights 0

lol @ 57.. does lying over the internet make you feel better?

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ABR420 0

people who brag about having a big dick usually have the 3 inchers bro.

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VitaLp 14

Don't hate on the troll, people. And yeh, all of the dicks I've seen have been uncut except one, and that one was not only harder to do anything with, he was less sensitive and it really didn't look that much better than an uncut one. My boyfriend of a year and a half is uncut and it's perfect. He cleans it all the time and it's so much better to play with. Be proud of being uncut - That chicks an idiot, next time choose a girl who's less naive to get a crush on.

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reefermadness 0

wtf your a ******* idiot.... dicks are meant to be un-circumcised. its the way youre born, so thats the way its meant to be. the only reason my dick is circumcised is because i had an accident with a bird who went too hard and ripped my foreskin so i had to get it removed. the only reason you americans reckon that circumsized dicks are better (look better, healthier etc) is because you see those cocks in **** movies, which are all circumsized, and as soon you see something in a movie or on tv you believe that it automatically means that thats the way it is or is supposed to be.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

you ****** a bird? kinky.. was it a pidgeon?

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hohohomuryy 0

Woah buddy. Don't box people into "you Americans". I'm sure guys in your country watch **** and I'm sure there are stupid chicks there too. It's offensive really. This is a great place with good people. Don't base your opinions of America from what you read on fml

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