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By badnewsbears - 21/10/2009 02:27 - United States

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Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria when one of my friends yelled out "Jake is uncircumcised!" as a joke. The girl I have a crush on was sitting at the table behind me and turned around and asked if it was true. I said yes, she responded with "wow, hope I never have to see that." FML
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chrissyj84 2

Someone's picky picky when it comes to uncut dicky.

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arienh4 0

I really don't get the fact that so many people in the US are circumsized, nobody does it over here except for religious reasons.

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ninjb 0

Well, it depends on how old you are. If you're 14, she's horny. If your're 16+, she's a bitch. I'd have half a mind to whip it out right there, then go "YDI bitch." But it was at school, so...

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BboyHero 0

mines is not circumsized and the bitches love to suck it

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perdix 29

Maybe they like smegma.

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lahp 0

wth? when did circumcision become cool? sorry no thanks that extra bit of fore skin keeps my lil mans head warm think il be uncool... is it some massive jewish school or something ? (not being anti semantic just know its like a big thing to jews)

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JorgeM 0

Many Americans have an obsession with circumcision. Over several generations, they have been convinced that it makes them healthier, better lovers, and all that nonsense. They're even trying to convince the world that it makes one immune from HIV. Its a mental illness of sorts. Its also a way for the American for-profit medical establishment to make some extra money.

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marvin_fml 0

Absolutely right, the only people in America who promote circumcisions are the doctors who get paid to perform them. In the rest of the world we know that circumcising a baby is child abuse.

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buzzkiller123 4

First of all it is Not Some sort of American circumcision ritual. Most guys are Cut Here Because we have always done ist ans it is Hard to stop traditions. Second Most americans are Protestant ans circumcision is Pushed more by protestant. Lastly in Hospitals circumcisions is Free if you Chose to GEZ One For your Boy and nurses Ask if patents want their boys Cut. I but circumcision Rates Would go UP around THW World is doctors Asked your Parents if they wanted a circumcision Performed right After you were Born.

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AKBIGCAL 0

First thing dat came to my mind after reading this was dat seen from year one when dat guy who plays McLovin in superbad is about to get circumsized by his dad haha

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kelpie_fml 0

Bitches who go "ewwww gross!" to an uncircumsized penis dont deserve it anyways. My boyfriend is too. It makes it easier to have sex, meaning little to no lube used. Also when they circumsize the penis, the nerve exposed more so in the foreskin is removed and anyone who is circumsized is missing out on all the pleasurable means of still having the nerve exposed. take that!

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LaughingAtJuu 0

my wife love uncircumcised... she had been with a circumsized guy. Before and she could not please him at all she even mentioned something about that guys penis being chaffed because of how grossly he had to stroke him self to get off. Here I come and next thing I know she wants to screw me up and down my home... Now she's all like, our children will not be cut, and their wives will be thankfull. She even mentioned that if my mom ever said something about it shed give her thanks. lol Cut or not, sex is how you do it and so forth and not weather your cut or not. Bet you that broad has a hairy vulva... ask how many guys will want to hit that and how many won't want to go near. It with a 10 foot pole.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

beating it is also way easier. I laugh every time I hear from some american that he has to lube up for that :D

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buzzkiller123 4

I'm cut and don't have to use lube. And I'm American dumbass. Get your facts right. It feels better without lube.

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Rizzo14 0

Soooo, i'm not circumcised, as long as you wash your dick its just as clean as some who did have part of their dick cut off

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Godavari 0

ouch. That has to be the worst thing to ever come from a hot girl's mouth.

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