Miscellaneous: Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed...

By FUUUUCK - 11/02/2014 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

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By whyme27 - 06/06/2012 01:19 - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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By MuteNToot - 26/02/2015 21:17

Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 14 351

By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 79

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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You deserved it 40 750

By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 709

xStevieKingsleyx 12

Wednesday 12 February 2014 2:02

YDI - why would you flush them down the toilet? That's stupid and bad in so many ways.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 12 February 2014 2:04

Few things make me laugh. Kids trying to go behind their parents' backs and getting embarrassed in the process is one of them.

Comments

robertmil90 10

Thursday 13 February 2014 16:09

damn

poisongirl708 11

Thursday 13 February 2014 16:12

I think you got what deserved. Do you even know that that stunt ***** up the toilet? Don't flush your tampons down the toilet dumbass.

obeykaitlyn 25

Friday 14 February 2014 8:35

but you're supposed to flush tampons down the toilet. unless it's the plastic part

NWO666 15

Friday 14 February 2014 20:59

YDI for skyping, and flushing a tampon down the toilet.

Cemetery87 10

Friday 21 February 2014 9:47

you deserved it for flushing your tampons. Anyone who says this is an ok thing to do is stupid and ignorant. Unlike natural human waste and toilet paper, tampons are way stronger and don't break down as easily. All it takes is one getting stuck to have a problem which would lead to a few grand in repairs. Your mom should have punished you more for being so stupid.

TheArianaJean 3

Tuesday 23 September 2014 6:56

Well you are an idiot for flushing your tampons, that's really bad for the plumbing

Tripitaka 21

Monday 26 January 2015 12:44

So many YDI because of tampons, and very few about what was actually the point of FML :D

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 28 September 2015 14:55

I'm a guy, and even I know you're not suppose to flush those things.

iraisadumbass 14

Saturday 10 September 2016 2:04

Is nobody going to comment on why any parent wouldn't allow their teenager to Skype at night?? I mean, I understand not being allowed out past a certain hour, but not being allowed to Skype? As long as they're quiet, I don't see the problem with talking to people at night...