By injuredwifelady - 23/02/2016 08:23 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was sleeping peacefully with my cat sweetly snuggling my legs under the covers. My husband dutch-ovened her, and she shredded my calves as she rushed to escape. FML
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WCARlover 34

I bet that wasn't the only pussy he drove away that night

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gamermonster 34

I sure hope your legs don't get infected. Heal quick OP.

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tounces7 27

This REALLY needs to be made into a comic.

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evanmurphy 14

Not funny.. If the cat had scratched her eye she could go totally blind.

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momac86 17

Should've married someone who wasn't an immature idiot

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Rainbowshoes 9

Yes!! This needs to be an illustrated fml!!

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WardenWolf 26

The husband may not have even known the cat was under there when he did it. And not all cats react to smells the same way.

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citrusglass 22

Why would anyone say YDI? And dog people, please don't start with the whole "it's OP's fault for getting a cat" tirade.

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Vaginabutter 15

Sure, blame your husband.

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