By snickerdoodles - 08/01/2010 06:30 - France

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Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML
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flyinmysoup 0

might have been more of an fml for him. i bet he was embarrassed

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Tigg3r 3

OP, it can only be normal. I sparr guys three times my size and get clocked a lot yes but it teaches me something. It also gets rid of fear in a tournament ring. Out of curiosity, what belt are you? What type of it do you attend? ATA, ITA, WTTF, STU? Or is it another one? Please don't tell me if it's a mixed martial art though. Those things are just stupid. You learn no respect or how to be a good sport. How do I know? Watch the olympics from two years ago. That mixed martial arts guy who kicked the ref in the face? Yeah, so not allowed.

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Tigg3r 3

I'm a second degree in the ATA. Woo! Go TKD Chicks! Atleast your not ITA... Long long long story behind that one...

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Untoldtruths 0

I'm in ITA, so I'd like to hear the story. :]

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In_Wha 0

Ahh, I'm in the ATA too (if you couldn't already tell from my username)!! I'm a new 3rd degree. What state are you in???

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TKDmartialartist 0

I'm WTF and I'm testing for my black belt in a couple of months. Nervous! I haven't even 2 on 1 sparred yet. I've been to 1 sparring class in the last 5 months, and it wasn't my belt sparring class. They changed the schedule, so my sparring class is the only day I can't go. I've been to 2 of my friends' black belt testings, and my little sister and I will be next to test. Any tips?

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Equinox7 0

hmmm well if you have any trees in your neighborhood put your gear on and practice on those but for the most part just practice by yourself and think about what your opponent could do and how to counter it. good luck by the way

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Skarvig 0

A hard on is a mans way to tell you look good.

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Compass 0

@31 Go spar in any martial arts and get kicked in the crotch (either intentionally or on purpose) and then say wearing a cup is stupid. Even with a cup it still hurts the areas between your legs and your crotch, but at least it's better than the alternative.

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GrapefruitZoe 0

I think OP's a chick, but I wish she/he had specified because it sort of matters. Regardless, this is NOT FOP'sL, but Fbonerguy'sL. I doubt he was grinning creepily. He was probably really embarrassed.

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Flutist 3

Op, sometimes its losing battle. The pants and the dick spar and the dick loses. Grow up. Its not like he humped you.

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yakturk43 0

maybe OP is saying FHL because boner guy didn't dry hump him/her

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Darksun1 0

Tigg3r!!!! I'm thouroughly impressed...I did Tae kwon 4 yrs. under the teachings of Grandmaster Buk Sung Choi Severn, MD! first degree blk, was born to kick! Mixed martial arts is a disgrace TO the arts...your passon is Admirable. :)

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Tigg3r 3

Thanks! It really upsets me when people call TKD stupid or gay when really it's not. It's hard work and self control, respect, integrity, and courtesy. I didn't spend seven years earning my second degree for nothing...

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ERAUPike 1

The "fighter" that kicked the referee in the face was named Angel Matos. He has never had any affiliation with MMA, in fact he was a lifetime Take My Do practitioner.

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WUTBM 1

@ERAUPike. do you genuinely thinks thats funny? Take My Do? are you serious?

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ERAUPike 1

I think it is hilarious that these little kids are so brainwashed to think that they are really accomplishing anything more than draining their parents wallets. (Take My Do=Take My Money) I figure that maybe you are too slow to figure it out yourself.

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saucyjade 0

i was wondering what the **** you were talking about. DOUGH. it's DOUGH. and the fact that you keep indulging the urge to make nasty, uninformed comments leads me to believe you are either a juicehead experiencing a bit of roid rage, or a fatass who just started learning MMA who feels the need to run off at the mouth 'cause you can't run otherwise. hop off tkd's nuts.

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cthulhu1138 1

If you put up a decent fight, all the blood would have flowed out of his dick and into his skeletal muscles. Unless, of course, you were beating him bad and he happened to be a masochist.

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ashlees 0

hahaha omg that's happened in my sparring in tae known do I pissed my self laughing at him

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