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@4 you need to learn to read....he said a guy from his class not his teacher. and I agree I swear you have to wear a cup??? but yeah that's just wrong:S
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@11, you need to learn to cut a guy some slack...geez, every little mistake on Fmylife.com gets you some dick shoving it down your throat....
well, we are talking about hard-ons and gay tendencies, so this FML makes it easy to get some dick down your throat. It's even easier if you have a purdy mouth...
@happyhak i was just saying that because you were jumping down #1 throat for being first...thats all! but yeah no hard feelings! =D
thats alright, i was jumping down #1s throat because i hate retards who are proud of themselves for being first...but yea no hard feelings :)
LOL. I'm surprised you didn't get a hard on.
First is I wanna know how u know that he was actually hard and it wasn't a cup or anything of the sort. Second if he is then you'd think that would be a bigger advantage for you. And third if it was just a cup then your letting ur imagination get the best of you. Either way this isn't a fml
Crouching tiger, hidden hard on.
YDI for being hot.
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Should have sparred him in the dick!
might have been more of an fml for him. i bet he was embarrassed