By snickerdoodles - 08/01/2010 06:30 - France

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Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML
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flyinmysoup 0

might have been more of an fml for him. i bet he was embarrassed

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ERAUPike 1

That's probably because Tae Kwon Do is gay

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Tigg3r 3

Do you even know anything about Tae Kwon Do? Have you ever even tried it? Or have you been doing some martial art like Karate? Maybe Ju-Jitsu? No, no. If you were doing a martial art you would have some respect for other martial arts and styles. So #22 learn some facts and use an actual word like sucks to be an insult. Gay is just a no.

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ERAUPike 1

Tae Kwon Do is gayer then five guys getting ****** by ten.

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Spaceghost77 0

Buwhahahahaha! I just shot coffee out my nose you bastard!

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ERAUPike 1

Tae Kwon Do is gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun.

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ERAUPike 1

That because Tae Kwon Do doesn't teach you anything useful. You have to learn how to not piss anyone off. I wouldn't call buying belts and 12 year old black belts a discipline, it is more like after school care.

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ERAUPike 1

I could also point out I never called TKD stupid, you did.

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Waughmonger 0

Who else is waiting for "Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He kept staring at my crotch. FML."

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Waughmonger 0

In which case, my apologies. "Today, I was sparring with a girl in my Tae Kwon Do class. She kept staring at my crotch. FML."* Way to make the poor guy feel uncomfortable.

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perdix 29

Everybody was *** You fighting! Those dudes were fast as lightning.

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Tigg3r 3

It's cats. Those cats were fast as lightning.

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perdix 29

Oh, yeah, but thanks for not calling me out for the mistake in the first line. That was intentional.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

I called you out on it, but it was dictated. Expect a tape recording of it in 6-8 weeks.

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myotherlips 0

Why does your life suck? You turn him on!

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daydreamstar 7

so uh, i assume you moved on to sword fighting then...

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CYNNER 0

You deserve it. when you decided to be in that class, you knew you would be in close contact with strong sweaty men. not a fml. i hope he sneaks up behind you after class sometime

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julieb123 0

It was probably his cup. This is not an FML.

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yep_me_again 0

as the only girl in my wrestling club, I can totally relate to this FML. And you can always tell the difference between a cup and a hard on -_-

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