By snickerdoodles - 08/01/2010 06:30 - France

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Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML
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flyinmysoup 0

might have been more of an fml for him. i bet he was embarrassed

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belairbuff57 0

sounds like a good day to me :P

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jonny2x4 0

Looks like he wanted to have a sword fight with you instead. If he really liked you he would have jizzed his pants afterwards. Kung fu and Tae kwon do are for POSERS. Karate is for *******. None of the above are of any use in a fight. Muay Thai, boxing, and grappling/wrestling are more useful.

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plo_koon 0

of course in a real street fight you aren't actually going to do the exercises you've learnt in class step-by-step are you? you have to use common sense and "the basics" to win the fight.

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gwinsdavineraven 0

I feel bad for you, but i still think that's pretty funny. I had to comment just because i thought so... lol

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zenti 2

If he really did have a hard-on then it sucks for him and not you.

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MrBrightsidexvi 6

same thing happened to me but i was the one with the boner, "worst spar ever."

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Thunderbender 2

Having a hard on doesnt really mean much. Men can get boners at random times in the day it doesnt mean he was checking you out or anything :/ Although its kind of strange that he could have one while physcially exerting himself fighting.

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CallMeHush 0

I hate when I get up late... All the fun has already been had. You should have kicked him in the junk and then in your cutest voice said "oopsie my bad" and then kicked him again. That is unless of course you are interested.

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javiermv 3

It was a cup for sure. Anyone with experience in any martial art knows that you ALWAYS wear a cup for sparring.

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Thunderbender 2

I REEEALLY dont get everyone saying kick him in the boner. He did nothing wrong...

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CallMeHush 0

Uh, because maybe we are having some juvenile fun. Anyone that really expects serious competent advice from an internet message/bitch board is broken.

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