Health: Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors...

By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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By kclopez - 19/08/2017 23:15

Today, while going through customs at the airport, my bag was selected for screening. It was nearly overflowing because it was so full, so before the TSA agent searched it, I said, "Watch out - it's going to explode when you open it". Wrong choice of words. FML

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By search_me - 16/07/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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Smugglers unite

By atang - 09/04/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

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spazmattic 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:06

Do the truffle shuffle?

Jacobt24 19

Monday 11 July 2011 9:09

at least OP isn't like some people and tuck their rolls into their pants with a huge bulge in the crotch area

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pennstate13 3

Monday 11 July 2011 16:16

do you store food in it, like stash a sandwich for later? plus you could probably even stick your cat under there

nhaylee 0

Monday 11 July 2011 16:45

Americans are disgustingly fat these days, glad to know our future kids will all have health problems and die by the age of 30 because of irresponsible parents.

WallyTheWombat 0

Monday 11 July 2011 17:33

Yes, ALL fat people are Americans. There isn't a single fat person anywhere else in the world.

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Monday 11 July 2011 17:47

The person who wrote this FML is from Canada, you fail..

HahaYDI 0

Monday 11 July 2011 18:16

In the words of the Great Daniel Tosh, "maybe if your horrible country's food didn't taste like dong you'd all be fat too." As previously mentioned, the OP is Canadian.Yes, fat people exist everywhere. You're ignorant.