Health: Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors...

By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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You deserved it 13 575

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 663

You deserved it 47 213

By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 573

You deserved it 49 770

By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 353

You deserved it 1 170

By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 666

You deserved it 35 463

TSA

By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 568

You deserved it 4 756

By kclopez - 19/08/2017 23:15

Today, while going through customs at the airport, my bag was selected for screening. It was nearly overflowing because it was so full, so before the TSA agent searched it, I said, "Watch out - it's going to explode when you open it". Wrong choice of words. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 367

You deserved it 4 833

By search_me - 16/07/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 979

You deserved it 3 322

By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 610

You deserved it 41 652

By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 937

You deserved it 13 424

Smugglers unite

By atang - 09/04/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 941

You deserved it 11 455

spazmattic 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:06

Do the truffle shuffle?

Jacobt24 19

Monday 11 July 2011 9:09

at least OP isn't like some people and tuck their rolls into their pants with a huge bulge in the crotch area

Comments

HeavyScout 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:25

CUZ NO SIZE FIT ME

foilindo 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:28

not having an ideal body is understandable and being somewhat overweight because of some health issue also is. otherwise you definitely deserved it. :-/

alpaquette91 9

Monday 11 July 2011 9:29

44 ... let's be bffls LOL

CatEyes66 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:55

But, if you're unattractive you have no right to call or make fun of someone else for being unattractive or overweight. Which I think ^46^ is guilty of.

ItWasAllWorthIt 0

Monday 11 July 2011 12:41

But if you're attractive you can say whatever you want about people's attractiveness?

iluvGB 0

Monday 11 July 2011 14:44

word.

CatEyes66 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:40

Telling someone they're "attractive" is a positive comment, makes people feel good. Calling someone "fat or ugly" is a negative comment, makes people feel bad. If your unattractive and you point out someone's unattractiveness it makes you "mean and a hypocrite".

DiscoSlut 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:29

its funny because you're fat :)

linlee 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:35

wow your pretty much a bitch ur name fits u well get off her back damn!

birdfreak 24

Monday 11 July 2011 9:29

that's sucks. gym membership maybe? sorry if this sounds insensitive.

ihateFMLJkxD 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:33

damn xD

igaboo 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:33

Lose weight then? YDI for not weighing less.

OneRepublic10 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:34

that sucks. having to tell someone that was ur fat roll.

luisAngelMarrero 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:35

hahaha...

im_bored_tired 12

Monday 11 July 2011 9:35

fatty!!!! ?

Mysanitywins 10

Monday 11 July 2011 12:09

No way!

iluvGB 0

Monday 11 July 2011 14:45

YOU. ASHOLE.

SuperHappyxDD 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:38

If you love your mom then post this to 20 people.a girl ignored this and her mom died 1 year later sorry I can't ignore this because I love my mom too much