By erockinthesuburb - 11/04/2012 16:25 - United States - Algonquin

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 929
You deserved it 41 931

Same thing different taste

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Shouldn't of had it in the first place... You got lucky kid.

blazeheartsmythe - If you truly believe that marijuana is harmless, all that tells me is that the pot has already rotted your brain. Instead of blindly railing at people who DARE to insult your precious weed, try doing some ACTUAL ******* MEDICAL RESEARCH. Oh wait, I have to assume that you're too brain dead to do that yourself. Well fortunately I've done it for you. Marijuana has been shown to cause chronic bronchitis, increases the risk of anxiety and depression, and it suppresses the immune system, making you more prone to infections. It also is linked to membranous glomerulonephritis, coronary vasospasm, emphysema, and spontaneous pneumothorax. This is not anectodal evidence, idiot. These are respected medical journals which I read and you DON'T. I promise you, don't **** with me when it comes to actual medical information, because I guarantee you WILL LOSE.

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OP, thank you for making my day. :) This was priceless. I hope it becomes a part of a future Mastercard commercial. Speeding Ticket: $187 Bail Bond: $2,000 Attorney's Fees: $5000 Having Your Stash of Marijuana Confiscated by a Cop Without Being Arrested: Priceless

I like how the ignorant ***** on this site down vote every comment that shows scientific evidence in regards to the health benefits of cannabis as well as its harmlessness. I'd like to think at this day in age that people would finally open their eyes and rise above all the mindless bullshit lies that have been crammed down their throats over the years, especially since kids are taught the benefits of medical marijuana in school. But hey, i'm sure none of you close minded morons will even consider the idea that your wrong. Bury me.

Yep you did get legally mugged. That happens every 8 seconds.

Urbanchiller 0

How is this a FML, if a cop just confesticate my weed without ticket or jail or bail, it is a perfect FTW.

Or you got lucky as **** and didn't get arrested? I wouldn't worry about whether or not the cop just wanted your weed. Bail for possession is $1,000 minimum where I live, so with the money you saved not going to jail, I'm sure you'll be able to buy plenty more. Then again, if you got caught, you probably aren't a very responsible user and should just take this as a warning sign. Don't ruin pot for the people who can use it responsibly.

midnight165 5

Ever seen that first season of weeds? If you didn't have to get a finger print or anything.. Then the cop just jacked you.. I wouldn't snitch on him cuz then you both will be screwed.. Just use this as a warning and get a medical card

Doc you're an idiot, and my point in case is when you said when you're impaired you don't know you're impaired. That has got to be one of the dumbest things I've ever read. I mean seriously? So when I'm drunk I don't know I'm drunk? You're a fucktard who has no facts to back up his opinion. What medical journals are you talking about that have you're so called facts?

You should have asked to split the weed, I'm sure that cop was a resonable man, cause after all you did pay for it

I'd rather be "legally mugged" instead of given a criminal record.

mrpipp 0

Haha why all The hatin on pot?