By erockinthesuburb - 11/04/2012 16:25 - United States - Algonquin

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Shouldn't of had it in the first place... You got lucky kid.

DocBastard 38

blazeheartsmythe - If you truly believe that marijuana is harmless, all that tells me is that the pot has already rotted your brain. Instead of blindly railing at people who DARE to insult your precious weed, try doing some ACTUAL ******* MEDICAL RESEARCH. Oh wait, I have to assume that you're too brain dead to do that yourself. Well fortunately I've done it for you. Marijuana has been shown to cause chronic bronchitis, increases the risk of anxiety and depression, and it suppresses the immune system, making you more prone to infections. It also is linked to membranous glomerulonephritis, coronary vasospasm, emphysema, and spontaneous pneumothorax. This is not anectodal evidence, idiot. These are respected medical journals which I read and you DON'T. I promise you, don't **** with me when it comes to actual medical information, because I guarantee you WILL LOSE.

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megamandude455 10

You realize it could've been worse. Your lucky you got legally mugged.

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TylerDirty 15

dam dirty cops, but I guess you should be happy you didn't get charged.

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shmickmuu 0

He prob took it home nd smoked it himself

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sandman1126 2

So who here knows tht George Washington, yes our first president, had is own pot farm?

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tudoramanda 0

I've heard this has happened many times:/ damn Police! Lmao!

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alicekittykatt 0

How is that a fml?? That's good (how much weed tho)

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myopinioncounts 3

damn this thread went on forever. i quickly read it yesterday and said i need to comment and now im so far down i dont know who will read. hahaha. but my opinion counts! ive been a potsmoker for few years and yes it has effects bad and good. i think personal experiences say more than any researcher will. i also think is bull that drs are quick to list harmful effects for mary j but ummm what about perscription pills?? that makes everyone all better huh? ive seen what people will do for pills stay clear of pharmacies!! oh but watch out i may be too stupid and stoned to know what im talking about. . . ahhh brain cells

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myopinioncounts 3

oh yea the same thing happened to me. pulled me out the car and everything took my just paid for bud and took off

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syn1734 4

Happens all the time around my city. Cops just want to get blazed and eat donuts.

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