By erockinthesuburb - 11/04/2012 16:25 - United States - Algonquin

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Shouldn't of had it in the first place... You got lucky kid.

DocBastard 38

blazeheartsmythe - If you truly believe that marijuana is harmless, all that tells me is that the pot has already rotted your brain. Instead of blindly railing at people who DARE to insult your precious weed, try doing some ACTUAL ******* MEDICAL RESEARCH. Oh wait, I have to assume that you're too brain dead to do that yourself. Well fortunately I've done it for you. Marijuana has been shown to cause chronic bronchitis, increases the risk of anxiety and depression, and it suppresses the immune system, making you more prone to infections. It also is linked to membranous glomerulonephritis, coronary vasospasm, emphysema, and spontaneous pneumothorax. This is not anectodal evidence, idiot. These are respected medical journals which I read and you DON'T. I promise you, don't **** with me when it comes to actual medical information, because I guarantee you WILL LOSE.

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Twipz_fml 3

He searched you because he thought you might have weapons but because he didn't find any he couldn't arrest you so when he found the pot he only confiscated it

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elithelatteboy 0

I'm a straight A student who got a full ride into a university. I've been smoking pot for years. I get to work on time at 6:30 every morning. Do my job so well that my boss has me at a position that I can't be replaced. I go to the doctor more than regularly and get blood work done as well as he checks with breathing and such. It hasn't effected my body physically OR mentally. Google won't answer your questions that like believing Wikipedia. Experience will tell you the most. Marijuana is just as bad for you as Tylenol. It's a pain killer. K2 is what's bad for you. I had some of that (Pure Evil) and I had never tripped so bad in my life. Marijuana could never make you trip that bad. Sativa is a mind high, but even then..even 100% sativa couldn't make you trip as bad a shrooms. I've never done harder drugs and never will. Marijuana is not a gateway drug.

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MrSmOkEwEeD451 2

Guys, why are you fighting over this? If people want to ruin their lives, just let them! They will have to deal with the effects of it, but do you?

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MrSmOkEwEeD451 2

By the way, my little brother made the account I use then got bored of FML so I use it now, and I didn't choose my name.

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gree_fml 11

Its still ironic

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scotty35503 5

Unless he had a search warrant, there wasn't anything legal about it. Next time refuse the search unless he presents a warrant.

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robberry 11

If a cop stops you "for no reason," you must look like a criminal or at doing something illegal or shady.

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BicPlease 3

Pretty sure you're not in jail or have a fine to pay. So you lost a bit of weed. Stop your bitching and be more careful next time.

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retardslo 0

Lucky that could be a jail time. Not an FML.

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christiemariee 1

I can't stand ignorant people who think weed is bad, if you really knew all the advantages of it, you wouldn't think that. I would be more afraid to drink alcohol which can destroy your liver, you can black out from drinking too much and some people become violent. None of those side effects come with marijuana. Do some research and then talk about how bad it is.

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BeMyLove15 10

Don't keep it in your pocket, not a good hiding spot.

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