By erockinthesuburb - 11/04/2012 16:25 - United States - Algonquin

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Shouldn't of had it in the first place... You got lucky kid.

DocBastard 38

blazeheartsmythe - If you truly believe that marijuana is harmless, all that tells me is that the pot has already rotted your brain. Instead of blindly railing at people who DARE to insult your precious weed, try doing some ACTUAL ******* MEDICAL RESEARCH. Oh wait, I have to assume that you're too brain dead to do that yourself. Well fortunately I've done it for you. Marijuana has been shown to cause chronic bronchitis, increases the risk of anxiety and depression, and it suppresses the immune system, making you more prone to infections. It also is linked to membranous glomerulonephritis, coronary vasospasm, emphysema, and spontaneous pneumothorax. This is not anectodal evidence, idiot. These are respected medical journals which I read and you DON'T. I promise you, don't **** with me when it comes to actual medical information, because I guarantee you WILL LOSE.

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Irakli_1 27

Say thank you and SHUT THE **** UP!!!

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KushLife 1

All I know is weed never killed anyone I never meet anyone addict to it I think it's stupid how it's illegal but apparently tobacco and alcohol is legal which has gotten millions of ppl addict to it or have die cause of it

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MzNViziBLe 8

I'm not saying that weed is bad but my ex was addicted to weed. He literally would spend our last dollar on weed when we had no food and no job.

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granolabutt8 7

Count your ass lucky! He could have arrested you and you would have gotten time, community service, a fine, or something similar. Instead he just confiscated it and probably smoked it with his buddies. You can get more weed, it's not that expensive. As for the pertaining argument here's my two cents: Legalize it. Legalize everything. Pot, crack, heroin, amphetamines, everything. I don't do any drugs (except occasional drinking), but lots of people out there do. If they're legalized, we can tax them like we do alcohol and cigarettes. More revenue for the country. We can let out the millions of people in prison who are in there for drug related charges, which means far fewer taxpayer dollars spent on prison expenses, and they can be used for education or social security instead.

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HunterAlpha1 8

the only thing worse than you carrying weed is the fact that it was taken by a dirty cop. he is an insult and a disgrace to the uniform he wears. wanna break the law? fine. quit the police department and become a druggie but don't you ******* dare use your uniform to cover your crimes >:-(

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desertpunk75 11

YDI you stupid pothead. Go do the world a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool before you start inbreeding.

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shaker87 0

I would have punched him in the nuts and took my weed back!

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babyshaft408 8

Been there done that cops stole my 2 18 pks of bud light. When I was 18 drinking in a park They just lemme ho

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crazybunnyattack 11

Just be grateful that he didn't arrest you...I've seen people get in serious trouble just for having a little piece of leaf or even the smell on them...

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simsimma88 0

Why are you complaining? Be happy he didn't arrest you

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