By erockinthesuburb - 11/04/2012 16:25 - United States - Algonquin

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Shouldn't of had it in the first place... You got lucky kid.

DocBastard 38

blazeheartsmythe - If you truly believe that marijuana is harmless, all that tells me is that the pot has already rotted your brain. Instead of blindly railing at people who DARE to insult your precious weed, try doing some ACTUAL ******* MEDICAL RESEARCH. Oh wait, I have to assume that you're too brain dead to do that yourself. Well fortunately I've done it for you. Marijuana has been shown to cause chronic bronchitis, increases the risk of anxiety and depression, and it suppresses the immune system, making you more prone to infections. It also is linked to membranous glomerulonephritis, coronary vasospasm, emphysema, and spontaneous pneumothorax. This is not anectodal evidence, idiot. These are respected medical journals which I read and you DON'T. I promise you, don't **** with me when it comes to actual medical information, because I guarantee you WILL LOSE.

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The_Big_Boss 20

How is this even remotely an fml? I would say this is a good thing.

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klikin 2

Op doesn't really specify whether the search was legal or not just a thought

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zombiemarie 4

not uncommon. i rather the cops just take my pot then take it and then arrest me.

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ryggsekk 8

pot weaken your nervesystem, then you crash or somthing. have fun trippin

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Trembelwick 5

That happens a lot in Vancouver cops don't care if you have any and they won't charge you but they will definitely steal it and smoke it their selves lol

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octopussperm125 18

The same shit happened to me once. He completely searched me, stolemy bud and cash. This stuff makes me want to be a cop

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CamdenMarie 6

Psh, you're lucky dude. I got caught with weed and spent six months on probation, over $4000 in fines and drug testing every two weeks that I had to drive an hour to get to at four in the morning. And you're bitching that he just took your shit? Go buy more if it's that big of a deal to you

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Trisha_aus 15

Lucky bastard complains for being lucky.

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