By erockinthesuburb - 11/04/2012 16:25 - United States - Algonquin

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Shouldn't of had it in the first place... You got lucky kid.

DocBastard 38

blazeheartsmythe - If you truly believe that marijuana is harmless, all that tells me is that the pot has already rotted your brain. Instead of blindly railing at people who DARE to insult your precious weed, try doing some ACTUAL ******* MEDICAL RESEARCH. Oh wait, I have to assume that you're too brain dead to do that yourself. Well fortunately I've done it for you. Marijuana has been shown to cause chronic bronchitis, increases the risk of anxiety and depression, and it suppresses the immune system, making you more prone to infections. It also is linked to membranous glomerulonephritis, coronary vasospasm, emphysema, and spontaneous pneumothorax. This is not anectodal evidence, idiot. These are respected medical journals which I read and you DON'T. I promise you, don't **** with me when it comes to actual medical information, because I guarantee you WILL LOSE.

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ebwaef 0

You're lucky he let you go! He might have been trying to help you out. Either way, you're lucky... Hope you learn from the experience.

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etoilenuit 15

Would you rather he also arrest and/or fine you? He could have just confiscated it because it's illegal and was nice and let you off the hook.

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DevaGolgotha 4

Sounds like he needed to commandeer your pot.

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markiemark303 2

Post 121 you are the definition of irony! Hahaha

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bigdurrdy 4

And you're bitching? You could have gone to jail. STFU.

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Kristoffer 35

YDI for having a controlled substance.

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rl021489 5

You can not get arrested and taken to jail for possessing a bag of weed (at least in Ohio) under an ounce, unless it's in multiple bags. Then you could be charged with intent to sell. Also, the officer would have had to ask to search you. You can say no, and they have no right to do so unless there is probable cause. AND for all of you uninformed people claiming marijuana as an illegal drug, think about this. Marijuana is a PLANT. and the effects from smoking, ingesting, or even topical applications..have positive effects against MANY illnesses. It's no worse than the prescription drugs you get from your doctor. I see Vicodin as a much larger threat than marijuana.

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bigdurrdy 4

It's a plant? So is opium. That doesn't make it less addictive or better for you. For that matter, so is hemlock. It doesn't make it any less poisonous.

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kkillaj 5

It's funny how half the people on here are saying well l weed is bad when there are people like u providing paragraphs of intelligent information when all they have is one sentance

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smallsmerry123 5

Did you buy it from someone who hangs drywall?

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kayla_ann0o 9

Probably a hobo dressed up

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suitgirl5 5

The fact is pot is illegal. Some people can function on it and some can't. But it is illegal and therefore a pretty good reason not to do it. And pot does not cause addictions like cocaine but it has destroyed some of my friends lives and isn't worth it

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