Animals: Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the...

By bubbles - 12/10/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

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Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

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Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 02:00

Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML

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semmita 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:15

umm, your dog is a smart dog

busdrivertohell 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:16

I believe without all this technology, all these poor people would have to be stuck listening to their own thoughts. Where would the world be?

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ForumGuy 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:09

I Do the same thing, but i close the door so my cats cant get in the bathroom, I also put it on the back of the toilet so if it does fall it anit going near the tube :)

the_stereotype 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:11

i just listening to myself singing in the shower...although, that probably isn't as pleasant

rawr98 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:15

YDI, find a cheaper hobby like setting fire to piles of money directly

laughing_zebra 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:42

Mans best friend... Technology's worst enemy. Ydi

wakawakawaka_fml 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 3:22

Seriously, if you're going to do something so stupid, at least put your iPod on the floor or somewhere where it is less likely to fall in. Or lock the door (even just close it tightly so a dog can't get in). Seriously, what did you THINK was going to happen?