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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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By Till We Pass Out - 03/10/2015 15:30 - United Kingdom - Halifax

Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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By sadface - 04/01/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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Wardrobe change please

By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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10 out 10 for execution

By Anonymous - 30/08/2020 13:01 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML

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pulse18 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:15

whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

spaz617 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:15

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...

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alaskasfml 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 22:31

this reminds me of scrubs. were you in your neighbors bathroom too!?

idl3mind 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:36

I've done that too

RainbowHeadache 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:37

One would assume it would stay in there. Like a butt plug.

RainbowHeadache 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:38

....We're talking about butt plugs & anal intruders. This is what Boners wants. :S It's a trap.

emjay09 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:22

eat more fiber and drink more water.

redtigerlily 5

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:27

You could give yourself a hemmeroid. (sp?) (Can't even spell it well enough for my iPhone to find the correct replacement.)

whozethere 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:06

it's called the vagal maneuver. Avoid constipation.

boricua458 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:09

Talk about free advertisement for boners! I hope you have this patent!

FarSide 22

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:33

Amateurs. There is a fine art to taking an enjoyable, graceful dump.

Heidyslifesuckss 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 3:43

LMFAOOOOO ahhh dudeee F A I L U R E :(

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Wardrobe change please

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