By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
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pulse18 2

whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

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spaz617 0

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...

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traze 7

May I ask why you think that of me?

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nucky_fml 5

I'll take a guess and say it was because of your previous statement

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traze 7

Ahhh...That doesn't really give the reason for the assumption of calling me a dumb ass, so yeah hop off your ***** and shut the **** up if you don't have the answer.

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CateXOX 0

I thought you would just suggest using your state of the art ***** "x3000", or whatever it's called.

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CateXOX 0

42- It's because you couldn't tell that 15 was being sarcastic.

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sweetangelgal 3

wow, not good lol that must have been a huge load of shit lmao

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yohooooooo 5

That sounds like a shitty situation.

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jbabe05 0

hey you should be more careful... Elvis shit himself to death cuz he pushed too hard... cool it out or take somes stool softener... peace!

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