By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
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pulse18 2

whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

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spaz617 0

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...

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CitrusGirl 0

It's because you couldn't tell she was being sarcastic, and you're insulting people like you think you're cool.

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bowmoq 4

Well, don't feel bad.....it almost happened to me once (actually, more than once), but at least I didn't pass out on the floor, I just....stayed there...sleeping...until.....forget it, it's too embarrassing... :P

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RainbowHeadache 2

It's a butt plug, sir. A butt plug. Do no confuse it with the mighty *****.

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Flamingbush 0

Lol if I found him I would've taken pictures and left him there to bask in his own shit.....and then maybe post it on the web.

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cetlawizard 15

my little sister did that once....2 words...stool softener. :)

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jess6blondie9 2

I've never understood why poop is called stools. Weird.........

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SteelCladAngel 0

dumbass lol you obviously don't get enough fiber in your diet. eat some fruit or veggies once in a while or a bowl of raisin bran.

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