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By sweet_02 - 01/06/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML

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Monday 1 June 2009 23:52

You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.

genius_man16 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:57

What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely

Comments

ziggy123 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:31

at least you know you got skillz but yea YDI, dumb joke

plexico 3

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:31

I'll buy you stuff if you do give good head. If you can work the balls well, I'll buy you GOOD stuff.

rallets 22

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:42

you should dump him and come with me

thuryn 2

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:00

So... what's you're phone number? Seriously, though, this is another good example of someone's mouth getting her into trouble (in more ways than one!). #24: Saying your were "just kidding" is something we usually get past around the age of 12. You don't get to say mean crap, then say you were "just kidding" and expect everything to be okay. Those kinds of jokes can be funny, but they should be used sparingly, and only when it is *absolutely* *clear* that you're joking. Beecause if the other person doesn't get it, then you're just an asshole, and you have to apologize. The moral is: Use jokes as jokes, not insults and snide remarks.

rallets 22

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:50

what the..what happened to my comment..ill just post it again you should dump him and come with me

shaBAMalex 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:52

LMFAO, 22. Just wowww. OP, YDI completely.

rxxk 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:07

Dump him and hook up with me.

Blue_Coconuts 7

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:09

#16, it's not being insecure, it's called being an adult. That's just a stupid thing to "joke" about, and just shows your immaturity. It's like when people go "Why do you love me?" It just screams how you're not ready for a real relationship. So you have fun dating people who are too immature to have a real relationship. #24, I'd put money the "just kidding" came after his comment.